Welcome to the Green Dream Diner where weight gain is always expected and shi##ing on the floor actively encouraged -or we will have to spread it on later!

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Get a grin from your grass and trust in your turf platter to deliver as the gates opens to the most desirable and healthy of rural retreats again this season. 

 

1. Introduction 

2. GrassCheckGB 

3. Dining options & suggested seating plans 

4. The chef recommends… 

5. Our grazing guru review suggests… 

6. Staying healthy and gaining weight are dining requirements  

7. Getting to know your Yummy Mummy diners